First Chain Show

So first of all we would like to thank everyone who came out to our show on Monday night, it was a blast! Second of all we would like to apologize if our sound was not properly balanced. We tried getting a proper sound check but the group of five year olds working the sound board tried telling us we were already five minutes in our set. We immediately retorted by explaining that it was not our fault that we all had to wait for them to finish sucking their daddy's dicks and they agreed to let us play our full set. It was a fun night everyone and it was really strange when we all walked into the bathroom and found the booking agent having sex with three monkeys in there while drinking a glass of piss!